What, you wanted some automated gizmo to find
Forget it! Just ask the Professor!
He's slow, but he's reliable. Better than a Magic 8-Ball!
Try to contact him before midnight Eastern
because, like a Gremlin, he's not much use
unless he gets his sleep.
However, you can leave a message any time of
day or night and he will answer it
within 24 Hours ... GUARANTEED ... (assuming
he hasn't kicked the bucket!).
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